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Goodnight Dick

When a kiss is just not enough to bid your date goodnight.
After there date Chad walked Keirsten to her door she gave him a kiss on the cheek he then pressed her up againist the door lifted her skirt and gave her A Goodnight Dick!
by SlopNChop October 11, 2016
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Side Dick

A guy you're seeing on the side. A side chick but for girls.
Marcus is my manz but Bob is my side dick.
by VanessaStaceyandMartha December 25, 2016
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Dick rider

Someone who literally won't get off your dick and mind their own business. They live just to ride your dick.
1. Sarah is so fuckin nosy, she's being a dick rider
2. Stop being a dick rider and fuck off, John.
by sarahmourz October 21, 2020
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philip k dick

Philip K. Dick was a writer of great talent without a post-secondary education (he enrolled in college but dropped out before attending a single class). Over the course of his life he experimented with most psychotropic drugs available and eventually gave himself pancreatic damage by doing so.

He wrote 29 novels and over a hundred short stories, many of which ("Blade Runner", "Total Recall", "Paycheck") were later adapted to movies after his death in the early 80s.

He, like many other artists, lived in poverty for most of his life and was recognized only by a small following, however after his death he has continued to gain notoriety and is, in certain circles, seen as a sort of messiah for the modern age in his unique vision of the changing world.
Philip K. Dick is possibly the greatest writer to come out of the second half of the 20th century.
by Tank! June 27, 2004
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Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!
by cy&ha August 22, 2010
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Dick Fucker

Someone who acts like a dick and fucks with everything.
Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
by Tom Falls November 3, 2012
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Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.
"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."
by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013
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