Depression Soup

Old noodles mixed with warm milk, flavored with salt and pepper.

" Grandpa was so hungry that he made Depression Soup for lunch."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Yeast depression

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.

Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.

by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018

Mileven Depression

Its when you watched the kiss between MIke and EL. You see the way he looks at her. You have watched stranger things over and over again. You are pissed because season 3 doesn't come out until 2019. You screenshot a billion pictures of mileven and have run out of storge. Side effects include crying, suicide, depression and death. You have OCD and a Finn obssesion. You are jealous of MIllie but love her at the same time. It is one of those few times that you ship JIllie so that Millie doesn't steal your man. Only 353 more days until season 3 comes out :).

Health Teacher: Are you okay? Me: NO I AM CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM MILEVEN DEPRESSION

by strangerthlngies June 5, 2018

night Depression

When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone

In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression

by Hahahahasksk July 12, 2018

Mini depression

A short term problem with the characteristics of depression but you have no idea how you go from your normal self to this state

I have developed a mini depression and I don’t know why

by J Slasher June 2, 2018

Happiness depression

When a day/week/life is going good and you know something bad is going to happen and ruin your good vibes so you can’t help but feeling depressed that it’s gonna happen

My weeks been going great but I can’t help the feeling of happiness depression

by Kibbles17 February 20, 2023

depression presents

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or something like coffee/clothes/snacks/etc. The goal of a depression present is to make life the recipients life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents rose to popularity due to their ability to save money in the long run by preventing costly mental heath emergencies. This works by taking l action to prevent depressive episodes from worsening by taking steps to better ones mental heath before it gets bad through emphasis on self-care practices and the valuation that small changes/ gifts can have a big positive impact on one’s mental heath and make it more worth living.

Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.

by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023