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Wax the Poop Deck

A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.
Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.
by PichasParchus February 11, 2019
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questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.
"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"
by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020
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decked

To say a car is decked is to point out the fact that the car is extremely low off the ground.
Man that car was decked.
by Moe June 28, 2004
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upper deck save

n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter.

With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
"I took a huge dump before I realized the water was out. Luckily I was the first in, so I got an upper deck save."
by Jordan Mills April 15, 2004
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Wreckin decks and gettin sex(aka: wreckin sex)

The awesome drink me and my friend concocted one night while watching law and order.

1 shot of rum(or whatever you feel appropriate)
2/3 cup sweet tea
3/4 cup cranberry juice
1/8 cup rasberry flavoring syrup

warning: don't smell or taste until all ingredients are added.

This drink is suprisingly good so try it please
Matt: hey what's up Ginny?
Ginny: oh not much, just sippin on my wreckin decks and gettin sex(aka: wreckin sex)

Matt: nice! You must be trying to ge laid tonight!

Ginny: you bet your ass I am!
by Dj drizzle ft buck nasty September 13, 2009
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deck change

In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.
Nobody was very lucky, so everyone called for a deck change.
by ??? June 1, 2004
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Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive
yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!
by Derek January 14, 2004
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