by sap302 March 22, 2011
Get the Crotch WaterFall mug.The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.
You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
by ivoryvoid July 11, 2011
Get the crotch pocket mug.n. Exactly what it sounds like. A big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. Only achievable thorugh stimulation of the penis.
Tell your friends.
Tell your friends.
Guy 1: So eventually, she went down on me.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.
by Anonononononononononymous3 July 13, 2011
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Get the crotch botch mug.Girl: Hey did you hear what fire crotch just said?
Boy: Do you mean that ginger Jameson?
Girl: The alcohol?
Boy: Sure, sure..
Boy: Do you mean that ginger Jameson?
Girl: The alcohol?
Boy: Sure, sure..
by themasterginge June 21, 2023
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