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Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.
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Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.
I think Gavin is a closet cracker.
by SebasV21 November 11, 2021
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honkey cracker

a white person who likes to eat shite (jonathan cocker)
by cvhdsfjsdfsd January 26, 2022
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graham cracker

A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".
A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.
by ButtersB February 18, 2022
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cum cracker

when a white guy or girl is a pick me
maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker
mckayla: “no im not!”
by deez mf nuts. May 6, 2022
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Butthole Cracker Wacker

someone who makes you mad and is a butthole cracker wacker
by morrrr September 2, 2022
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Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker
Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker
by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022
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