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real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"
by soccern00b May 3, 2010
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glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them
— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020
by kalabochik November 14, 2025
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computer toaster

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017
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computer

Weird little machine that goes whir whir and beep beep beep.
I don't know how to use the Interwebsite or how to search Boogle or post on Twiddle or Bookface, or how to add words to Diction Urbanary, I barely know know what a computer is supposed to smell like.
by Seshie November 6, 2019
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Computer

A box of "virtual" things and cat-fishers

Epilepsy and ligma is also in a computer
Bob: bro dat computes a alien ware

Joe: Hes gonna get Ligma

Computer = evil
by Dabbed_ON February 15, 2019
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Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.
by bushlight February 19, 2019
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Computer Cunt

Some cunt who thinks they know everything about computers
John: Hey Tim!
Tim: What
John: I just got a Gt9 ftyt5 Dsdq role processor and a gtx 2000
Tim: Your a computer cunt
by Kwias February 9, 2017
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