College Weight

The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.
It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.
by Shang Tsung October 01, 2010
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forthill college

A Highschool which is so on the DLA that the roof is collapsing , the walls are falling apart.
There is slags, chavs and eyebrows are thicker than mrs McCann.
"Ew did you hear she goes to Forthill college , what a slag!"
by FHCsucxx January 07, 2020
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College Poopie

A college poopie is when ones brain gets so full from college stuff that they just shit it all back out.
Person 1: Dude, I've taken in so much college info it just all came back out my ass.

Person 2: You just made college poopie!
poop college
by TheCrazyOne23 March 24, 2011
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Uckfield College

Absolute shit pit in East Sussex, everyone who goes here wants to die and the teachers care more about uniform and jewelry than they do about doing their job. It's in a decent enough area tbh just a very dull school
Person 1:where do you go to school?
Person 2: Uckfield College
Person 1: and you haven't died of boredum yet?!
by Cameleater37 February 16, 2021
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lolage not college

meaning have a good time and fuck school, something you might say after making a mistake. live, love, laugh.
oops, oh well...lolage not college
by frazzywazzy September 08, 2020
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College for emojiology

You don’t have to go to college or school in any sort to become a professional emojiologist or Emoji Designer. The salary of this career is up to $200,000 Dollars a Year.
College for emojiology
by Jh Diorr September 12, 2020
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college savings

Person 1, Yo, I just gave my College savings to an E girl
Person 2, bruh why did you do that
by Edis0088 June 13, 2022
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