cock tax

In Australia, a slang term for alimony, child support, etc. as a penalty for not being careful with your cock.

She divorced me, now I gotta pay cock tax.

by Expat Dave September 19, 2007

chill cock

To be in a state of rest, applies to the male gender. Unaroused. erectile disfunction

Male 1: hey dude you feel like going out tonight and getting lucky with the ladies?
Male 2: No man, Im cool, kinda chill cock tonight if you know what i am saying....

or

Female1: yeah and Cindy said that he was totally chill cock the whole night...
Female2: no way, you mean he couldn't get it up? Thats hilarious!!!!

by phil54 January 27, 2008

healing cock

A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.

"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."

by Pascentia January 24, 2010

cockstorm

Unreal situation where cocks are rainin' from the sky like a huge tempest of cocks.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's rainin' coks

by Ga' November 21, 2003

Compression Cock

a boner that is held down by compression shorts.

Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on

by Issaquah'sFinest January 4, 2008

Love the cock

A term used to describe what everyone should do. whether it be your own or someone elses: we must all 'Love the Cock' - you know its true (would I lie to you?)

Oh my god I love the cock, gimme more

She does not love the cock enough

mmm... cock

by Luke Warm October 11, 2008

cock it up

to fuck up, botch, turn into a clusterfuck (British)

Thom Yorke of Radiohead prefaced a live performance of the song 'Fog', comparing it to the studio version: "...this is a better version of it...unless I cock it up, in which case, it's not"

by fux0red February 20, 2009