jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

by Chewmonster September 26, 2012

chocolate cloud

When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.

Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.

by Shidrizzlethelordoflot September 9, 2013

counting clouds

Going to sleep high

"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"

by zoriboi March 5, 2012

cloud pack

another name for mids(low-grade marijuana)

" Yo, Ev hit me up and asked me if I'm tring to buy some cloud pack"

"Yo I heard Ev Mou fucked that retarded girl sonya after he smoked that cloud pack"

by jimmy chu May 9, 2012

Cloud Nom

An ineffable state of food related ecstasy. Delectable delectation, exuberating edibles, felicitous fodder.

Just ate some dank Waffle House, and now I'm chillin' on Cloud Nom.

by ABCogIII February 28, 2011

Cloud Status

Being really high/stoned.

Damn. I'm Cloud Status!

by _C_J_ July 28, 2011

Cloud leopard

When a older man dates a younger women. Equal to cougar with the cat metaphor thing.

Stacie: Did you see Janet 's new boyfriend
Sara: Yea I did he invited us back to the senior center last night
Stacie: Janet is dating a cloud leopard
Sara: I thought those didn't exist
Stacie: Obvious they do you dumb bitch

by KiraTheSaviour July 7, 2011