chode-aphrodite 

a hermaphrodite that also has a chode

(also: chode-afrodite or choade-aphrodite)

"man, i heard billy was a chode-aphrodite!"
"really? thats sick!"

chode-aphrodite by caknyoi April 7, 2005

Chode 

1. A penis which is thicker than it is long
2, The area between your ball sack and your anus

1. LoL you got a chode
2.My chode is itchy

Chode by Bulldog453 January 7, 2011

Chode 

actually spelled Choad. Synonym for ‘penis’ used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that ‘choad’ is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to ‘fuck’; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.

Look at that dude's chode!

Chode by ChuggasaurusRex December 28, 2005

chode 

its really not what you think it is. It all depends on the context of the word. YOU see. A chode is someone that is wider than they are tall. like a knome. the alternate deffinition of course the one you perverted people are looking to hear. Yes a short wobbly penis that is wider than it is long. that is usually laughed at be either A)your girlfriend or B)your girlfriends mom C)your girlfriends friends o ya and if this is you. sorry buddy.

dude did you see that chode walk accross the street.
wow i can't believe he wanted me to play with that chode like penis of his it was so small and wide.

chode by ishamel ali baba April 25, 2006

chode 

a penis that is wider than it is long.

Gary has a big fat chode.

chode by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003

Chode Syndrome 

A disorder which results in a chode. The person will be bullied, called various chode insults, and get no pussy from girls unless they are fatties. It is caused by Chodeanesia

Look at that poor guy with chode syndrome. He'll turn out to be a fag.

Chode Syndrome by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

Chodder 

A fat person

Bob is such a chodder!

Chodder by =-XoX-= November 28, 2011