Hypothesis: Connor is a child.
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Get the connor is a childmug. Michael Jackson's biggest simp.
by Tako_was_here July 2, 2021
Get the Childes..gfmug. Basically another definition of an emo. A mosh child is a younger teenager trying desperately to follow the fashions of older generations...They're usually a step or two behind. Many see them as 'posers'.
by --P December 9, 2008
Get the mosh childmug. A child enjoyer is a person that preferably enjoys children. They are very dangerous and if you run into one, run away as fast as you can. They normally prowl around at night behind places like ally ways.
President: There has been a sudden increase of Child Enjoyers over the last few days so we advise parents to keep their children inside after 8pm.
by venom monkey May 20, 2021
Get the child enjoyermug. n. A system set up in North Carolina in which a father of a child pays money to the child support division and then goes to the mother of the child. The mother then uses the support money on herself such as steak houses and passion parties. A significant amount of these types have been found in western North Carolina particularly uneducated mothers that stopped working after the child was born. These mothers typically take advantage of the welfare system and have their families pay for their rent and bills, while the father pays child support which is non-reportable, the mother then demands more money or the father wont talk or see the child.
Courtney's father pays child support/ mother of child support knowing it does not get used for Courtney.
by Lord Vader1982 December 23, 2011
Get the Child support/ mother of child supportmug. A verb derived from the phrase poster child. To make an example of someone or something through the application of an unfair double standard.
by David SB June 3, 2008
Get the poster-childmug. by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
Get the Child Pornmug.