Chainsaw

An 18-pack of canned beer. When carried at one's side it resembles the size and shape of a chainsaw.

We're all out of beer. Head over to Pinecove and grab a couple chainsaws of Bud Light.

by Crew Middle Fork August 9, 2005

chain bone smoker

A person who peforms multiple blowjobs in a sustained fashion, usually in one sitting and with multiple partners. Typically an oral-crazed vixen who just wants to consume jizz and is willing to substitute man-juice for a nutritious meal.

"Did you ever wonder if puppeteers are just a bunch of chain bone smokers, hiding under those damn tables all the time?"

by JGHanover November 16, 2007

chainer

Someone who is attempting to do free-running or any similar movement, but failed miserably, then posting a video of it online.

He thinks by doing that he'll be cool, but he's such a chainer.

by Desmond B. January 18, 2008

Chainese

Kosher Chinese food

Eugene: Hey, Yechiel! Let's get some fuckin' chinese food!

Yechiel: Ok, but I keep kosher so we better make it chainese.

Eugene: Sounds good! I hope they have pork fried rice.

by icgn1031 December 2, 2009

Chain Linked

A sexual act in which three or more males engage in an interlocked sequence of oral sex where each participant is both giving and receiving oral sex simultaneously.

Guy 1: This party is lame. The bitches are all fat. Let's head to my pad and get a 69 on.

Guy 2: Now that is what I am talking about my brother! Let's roll.

Guy 3: Woah dudes, let me get in on that.

Guy 1: Shit yeah! Man we are gonna be some chain linked mother fucka's tonight.

by John Q. Wiggenheimer June 7, 2011

off the chain

I worked at a summer camp a few years ago and an inner city kid told me that this expression derives from the term off the hook. However is something is off the chain it is far more exciting and possibly even enchanting.

Jamal thought his rapping was off the Chain but monique and moesha thought he was wack!

by textfile232 January 7, 2006

chainsawmachinegunned

The past tense of chainsawmachinegun v. used when chainsawing the fuck out of someone while you or a friend fires multiple rounds into their fat fucking skull from an automatic weapon. Ideally the recipient of the chainsawmachinegunning was a total fucking cuntfag who had it coming since his/her fat, whorish mother squeezed the stupid, stupid dickless fuckface out of her massive and fetid vagina.

Sebastian: Hey look at that guy!
Jim: I should chainsawmachinegun em'! He'd die!
Sebastian: Wow, you sure chainsawmachinegunned him.
Jim: He's dead!
Sebastian: Goddamn...What a fucking tool.
Jim: Right?
Sebastian: Fucking useless, shit stained tool.
Jim: Bitches gotta learn.
Sebastian: Let's get in fights!

by Dankasaur April 26, 2010