by PoggersAmongUs January 6, 2022
Get the carl nissermug. A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
Get the Carl Tardmug. Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
Get the Cold Carlmug. girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."
by cjballa October 18, 2010
Get the Carl Croftmug. Carl is a just a normal Lebanese guy who loves life (def) he is vey sweet and loving idk anyone that doesn’t like this guy other than the fat guy in his class but no one likes that guy he will help you with everything I MEAN EVERYTHING and he loves everyone
Hopefully he doesn’t pass away on April 30 at 2:56 am 2025
Hopefully he doesn’t pass away on April 30 at 2:56 am 2025
By Mr.Nobody :) also the MCLAREN P1 IS THE BEST CAR EVER MADE
Just a normal Car guy I hope Carl is reading this the Carl my friend not a random dude from Africa (lol jk)
Just a normal Car guy I hope Carl is reading this the Carl my friend not a random dude from Africa (lol jk)
by anonymous April 4, 2025
Get the Carlmug. the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he over - worries about hurting other people even when he might be hurting himself. he thinks lowly of himself and never speaks highly of himself unironically. he's got shark - like eyes and they look even more sharkier without his glasses. and somehow even when he gets a bad haircut i fail to fall out of love. carl will pick up on your interests and turn it into and "us" thing. he will notice your favorite song and listen to it on repeat. when you make him a playlist it's all he'll ever listen to again. if you give him a bracelet he'll always wear and fiddle with it when he's bored.
basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
Carl is the sweetest boy ever
by the silliest girl October 16, 2023
Get the carlmug. by SØØØSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS November 21, 2016
Get the carl-emilmug.