by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out
by sneakylink 1019 May 05, 2024
When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.
Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.
by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020
The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.
Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.
by SAFDNV June 29, 2010
Sprinkle cocaine on a hookers butthole then have her fart in your face. The puff looks like cannon smoke.
by DWamp81 July 09, 2022
by Coontorf August 31, 2023
Hold my dick or suck it.
by Prince tatted June 08, 2020