Brandon Calderon

he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon

i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know

by Anonymous Person lolol May 31, 2023

smoke a cancer stick

smoking a cigarette

I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.

by xX_DANK-MOMS_Xx April 14, 2014

Miss you like a cancer

No one is going to miss you.

When I get out of prison I'm going to miss you like a cancer.

I'm going to miss this joint like a cancer

by Akmhal86 September 25, 2019

rectal cancer

Cancer of the rectum

"That loser has rectal cancer"

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

my chemical bum cancer

A way of upsetting 13-16 year old females (mainly) by calling their new favourite "new" band My Chemical Romance overatted, shit etc

Even though its a shitty little insult it caught on round here and really hits hard to some.

Really witty person:"so what bands do you like?"
MCR hag: " I heart My Chemical Romance"
RWP: "you what??? My Chemical BUM cancer??" (be sure to give "bum" more emphasis)
MCR hag: "shurrup, Gerard Way is well hot"
RWP: "FOOL!"

by hair removal cream August 7, 2006

Candeling

Two men using ajoined catheters for pleasure.

Dude, John and I were totally candeling last last night and now I can't pee.

by whcgonzo November 2, 2012

cancer card

What "certain folks" with cancer like to cry to make other people feel bad.

"i tried calling in sick today, but my boss who has a breast disease pulled the cancer card on me, so i came in anyway."

by jwax December 28, 2007