Canadian beach 

A nudist beach. Named this way due to the large amount of "beavers" and "logs".

1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh

Canadian beach by Alvarortor September 14, 2015

Canadian waterslide 

Oral sex performed outside in sub-0°C temperature.

My birthday is January 22 and my girlfriend gave me a canadian waterslide as a present

Canadian waterslide by fagorcultured May 5, 2016

canadian favour 

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry aboot that.

Alternate definition: apologising after every thrust during intercourse.

Oh, he gave me a real Canadian favour last night, eh.

canadian favour by LilBabyYi September 8, 2016

Canadian Back-Slasher

When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.

"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."

Canadian Back-Slasher by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 20, 2016

Canadian lawn mower 

A snowplough.

Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.

Canadian lawn mower by bzmummy May 11, 2016

Canadian Oil Change 

The diarrhea one gets after consuming too much poutine.

Oh man, I ate two orders of poutine and then dropped a Canadian oil change in the bathroom

Canadian Oil Change by Asstastrophy August 28, 2016

Canadian Bayonet 

take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)

We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's

Canadian Bayonet by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016