cabbage

Green leafy thing that tastes nice and better than everyone else.
Cabbage is also a name which means you are very desiseve and people always want to be a cabbage because they are so nice to know.
"Look at that dude he must be a cabbage bruh"
by Mia McKenna April 23, 2018
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cabbaging

eating from the poop chute of a gonorreah ridden individual
ive been cabbaging this guy all night long, yummy
by brussel sprout lover August 20, 2024
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cabbage collector

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!
by Gman357 December 16, 2022
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Nukage Boopage Cabbage

When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.
Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!
by YouCantStopMeHuh December 28, 2011
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Gord Cabbage

it's like tapeworm but hanging from your butt
'Christ, John, cover your Gord Cabbage. It's your wedding day!'
by GordCabbage August 22, 2017
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cabbage crisp

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp
by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022
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