Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt

by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020

cheesy cabbage

The result of someone gardening with a cheesy trowel.

If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.

by neutroncore February 7, 2022

Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 4, 2017

Nukage Boopage Cabbage

When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.

Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!

by YouCantStopMeHuh December 28, 2011

Gord Cabbage

it's like tapeworm but hanging from your butt

'Christ, John, cover your Gord Cabbage. It's your wedding day!'

by GordCabbage August 22, 2017

cabbage crisp

Something that is very cool

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp

by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022

Cabbage

something a cat eats

i would love to watch a ca eating a cabbage

by orangejuiceafterteethbrushing October 9, 2022