Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.
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It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!
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verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
by Chros April 4, 2017
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Cabbage is also a name which means you are very desiseve and people always want to be a cabbage because they are so nice to know.
Cabbage is also a name which means you are very desiseve and people always want to be a cabbage because they are so nice to know.
by Mia McKenna April 23, 2018
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Get the Gord Cabbage mug.If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.
by neutroncore February 7, 2022
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