Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.

Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.

by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025

christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!

We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up

by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024

Cabbage

Slang word for "Vagina" Typically used by British Folk.

"You've got a proper stink on going down in that Cabbage!"

by Branfflakes November 15, 2022

Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 4, 2017

cabbage

Green leafy thing that tastes nice and better than everyone else.
Cabbage is also a name which means you are very desiseve and people always want to be a cabbage because they are so nice to know.

"Look at that dude he must be a cabbage bruh"

by Mia McKenna April 23, 2018

Gord Cabbage

it's like tapeworm but hanging from your butt

'Christ, John, cover your Gord Cabbage. It's your wedding day!'

by GordCabbage August 22, 2017

cheesy cabbage

The result of someone gardening with a cheesy trowel.

If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.

by neutroncore February 7, 2022