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Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
mugGet the Condommug.

Condom Sewer

Another name for a rectum that sees a lot of penetrative sex, with or without a condom. Typically reserved for gay males but could be used for females/trans/non-binary etc.
I took on 4 guys last night, I’m such a condom sewer.
by Cam the mofuckin jam September 26, 2023
mugGet the Condom Sewermug.

condom

wiener sockie wockies
"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.
by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017
mugGet the condommug.

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
mugGet the condom crushermug.

condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers
u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019
mugGet the condommug.

Condom Snorting

Condom snorting is when one person (typically stupid teenager) snorts a condom up their nose and pulls it out of their mouth. This was a popular challenge in 2013.
Alen did the Condom Snorting challenge and choked
by Mr.Clean 44 April 3, 2018
mugGet the Condom Snortingmug.

Condom

Shit my condom lemme go get it real quick then we'll make sex with no mistakes~
by uhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuuuuhuhuhuhuhuh December 2, 2023
mugGet the Condommug.

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