cheese & rice

Christian substitute for saying "Jesus Christ" in vain.

Bobby wiped out on his stingray bicycle...

BOBBY: Owww!!! Cheese & rice! Dog bandit! Stupid fricken bike!

cheese & rice by Bobby Brady July 8, 2006

cheese-grator 

When your boner scrapes against the inside of your fly, scraping your foreskin.

O man that girl was so hot she gave me a cheese-grator

cheese-grator by Iacus April 26, 2008

Cheese Box 

a thug's understanding of a school bus

That cheese box is transporting the cranks, the stoics, the ragtag dreamers of tomorrow!

Cheese Box by Nude Fontanelle February 5, 2009

cheese puff dick

A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.

"Why does your room smell like shit?"

"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."

"How was it?"

"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."

cheese puff dick by I. V. Fuckedurfriendz February 11, 2014

Cheese It 

to run away, to do one, usually from the constablary.

cheese it boys! its the rozzers
we absolutley cheesed it from those scabs last night

Cheese It by je suis tomm June 16, 2008

cheese toastie 

basically a grilled cheese sandwich.

A- "I'm craving a cheese toastie right now."
B-"Don't you mean a grilled cheese?"

cheese toastie by martini666 January 20, 2015

cheese puff

Another word to yell out if you want attention.

......CHEESE PUFF!!!!!!!

cheese puff by Michael Robinette October 10, 2005