baffoon

someone who acts stupid on a regular basis

aamira : "i accidently said brakens name out loud"
iman : "you silly baffoon"

by youshouldsym March 15, 2024

Braff

Someone who you call bro but would never have sex with because you would barf.

He's braff, but she really likes him.

by Demygodless March 17, 2024

baffeletateted

To be fully complexed about a issue at hand with no conclusion.

I walked into the room and became baffeletateted when I noticed that there was thousands of bats in my Attic of my smallest mansion.

by Groller Bear Scott March 21, 2024

Blaffle Stomp

When you receive a blumpkin while in the shower and then you waffle stomp the shit down the drain.

“Dude, I hopped in the shower and received a blaffle stomp”

by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024

Buff nigga phase

The Buff Nigga Phase is a period in the life of an individual of Black ethnicity during which they reach adulthood and begin intensive weight training. This phase is marked by rapid muscle gain, often due to genetic predispositions that allow for quicker strength development compared to other races. Typically, individuals do not recognize they are in the Buff Nigga Phase until they have consistently trained for 1-2 years and achieved significant muscle growth. This phase is characterized by a strong, bulk-focused mindset and a commitment to heavy, consistent training routines.

After two years of hitting the gym hard, Marcus realized he was in his Buff Nigga Phase when he outlifted all his friends and his shirts started feeling tight around the shoulders."

by Lil Urk July 16, 2024

Buff

A describing word for anything that’s nice.

That food is Buff.
That girl is buff (gorgeous)
That bud is bufff

by didj August 1, 2024

Baffleship

The statement of having produced multiple orgasms, four or more, to the point where the party is so cum drunk that words are mixed up. Usually this can also be shown as a devolution to guttural moans and grunts as the base communication until recovered.

You've sunk my baffleship.

You've baffleshipped me!
"I was able to sink that baffleship in way I didn't think is possible for me."

by Mori_122 August 26, 2024