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Brown Crime

To take a massive shit in a toilet and not flush it, only to leave it for others to find. What you and others do in public toilets or toilets that aren't yours.
I went in to take a shit and someone had committed a brown crime all over the toilet. It was even on the floor, and the walls too. The only part that didnt have shit on it was where the baby was.
by jwka2001 May 21, 2010
mugGet the Brown Crimemug.

brown feet

an immigrant who comes to the U.S. from a southern country
The brown feet take our jobs.
by michael thomas June 10, 2003
mugGet the brown feetmug.

chris brown

when a guy beats up his girlfriend. named after the young R&B singer Chris Brown who beat up his girlfriend at the time, fellow recording artsit Rihanna.
That nigga just went Chris Brown on that bitch!

Shit, he's pullin' a Chris Brown!

I'll go Chris Brown on your ass, bitch!
by defin!ng the world August 2, 2009
mugGet the chris brownmug.

chris brown

(v) To smack a bitch up for various reasons.
Did you see Lindsey? Her boyfriend totally chris browned her.
by mitchell_h February 21, 2009
mugGet the chris brownmug.

james brown

Not a day goes by without James Brown getting arrested for domestic violence and drug possession.
by Fantomas April 17, 2006
mugGet the james brownmug.

The Brown Market

Like the Black Market, only all the illegal items you will ever need come from your fellow inmate's asshole. Hence, brown.
Guard Falzone: Listen, just tell us where you got the melon baller.

Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.

Guard Falzone: You mean...?

Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.
by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008
mugGet the The Brown Marketmug.

murphy brown

after anal sex, you take your cock out and wipe it in her armpit
last night Paul gave Natalie a dirty Murphy Brown
by Nat F November 10, 2008
mugGet the murphy brownmug.

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