Pocket Boyfriend

Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.

Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)

by smart cookiez April 19, 2011

Half boyfriend

Half a boyfriend, a boyfriend that got cut in half.

Girl- That's my half boyfriend, he's been like this for 2 months now.
Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.

Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

Attempted boyfriend stealer

A bitch who cleary thinks she is a victorias's secret model, but in real life has a fat face and a cows body.

Girl "Look at that skany ugly bitch"
Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend"
Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"

by Madbitch:) December 15, 2009

National Fuck your Boyfriend Day

National Fuck Your Boyfriend Day is August 4th. Get ready and fuck your boyfriend!

Damn babe, it’s august 4th, are you ready for some pussy? It’s National Fuck your boyfriend day

by Caylee Johnson July 20, 2021

I have a boyfriend

Good for you

Jenny: I have a boyfriend
Max: Noone cares

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Perfect boyfriend

The boyfriend who will see not only the beauty on the outside but on the inside. The one who is always honest and by your side no matter what. The one that will always puts a smile on your face .they complete you. Without him you are nothing

I cannot believe I have the most perfect boyfriend.

by Bibiddybop156 August 26, 2012

Broke Boyfriend

A boyfriend that is so cheap that he refuses to spend his money and spend yours instead.

waiter- Heres your check
Broke boyfriend- $29.95!
girl- Im not payin
broke boyfriend- c'mon i dont got no money, ill put $5 in aiiight.
girl-damn nigga, why u so cheap.

by Brooklynchik08 December 20, 2008