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Book-Douche

A person who flaunts their smartness in every situation possible.
Tree: Bro, I heard you failed that exam
DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
DJ: Bro stfu you are actually such a book-douche
by JackHill July 18, 2022
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book-reader

A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.

It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.

Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
‘Book-reader’: “ugh, your so annoying, maybe read a book. Books are interesting.”

Reader: “cringe”
by Couch_King October 2, 2022
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lets book

lets book is way way to say oh lets have fun not oh lets go read a book.
an example for lets book is "ok we are done cleaning lets book!"
by emidaweeb January 4, 2022
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The Mak’s Book

A laptop taken by John Mak, and he decides on the Apple laptop name Mak Book, as “Mak” is his surname and he thinks the computer looks like a book.
Hey bro, I just stole some random kid's The Mak’s Book! How does it look like a book???
Wut
by you7head69420hehe November 30, 2022
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book hoe

A person who enjoys reading wherever, whenever. Books catch their attention in any setting. This person probably has a ton of books and still has yet to read them all. They’re probably purchasing books right now.
Alexis is such a book hoe! She’s always reading some shit or talking about a book.
by Petty Lebelle December 28, 2021
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Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book
Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good
by meavagemary February 10, 2022
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Book Horny

When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.
Connor is so book horny for Brandon Sanderson's new book.
by Halfpint939 March 30, 2022
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