To perform oral sex on a male, using melted butter or other dairy product as a lubricant.
AKA: High calorie oral sex, midnight snack
AKA: High calorie oral sex, midnight snack
-Vicki gave Jim a hot butter blowjob.
-Really?
-Yah.
-Isn't that fattening?
-No, she actually used margarine. She is trying to lose weight.
-Really?
-Yah.
-Isn't that fattening?
-No, she actually used margarine. She is trying to lose weight.
by Delilah Graey March 31, 2009

a blumpkin is the most typical example
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3
i was really late for work this morning so my wife performed a working man's blowjob to make sure i wasnt late but left pleasured
by alig3fome February 18, 2010

A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.
I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!
by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021

The act of a woman widening the hole of a man's penis using various tools. The woman then sticks her head inside the man's freshly widened hole and pleasures him from the inside.
As weird and painful as it may sound, there is no better feeling in the world than your girl giving you an inside-out blowjob. Just thinking of her licking the interal lining of my cock makes me rock hard.
by Tyler, but not the Creator July 11, 2014

by Joe O'Regan June 19, 2010

Friend 1: Hey man!! Crazy night yesterday right??
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.
by itssharkweek!! May 20, 2011

Someone giving you head while wearing a Captain America costume. With either The patriot, Saving Private Ryan or Talladega Nights playing in the background on the TV.
by O;UGBK.BHU.N April 18, 2022
