blind gardian

A misspelling of Blind Guardian, a power metal band from Germany. Only n00bs spell Blind Guardian like this.

omg i r got blind gardian albim frm rekord stor 2day

by JakeTheRipper June 3, 2006

British Blind-Fuck

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.

dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway

by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011

old blind bob

A slang term for the penis originating from an asian tale ,which dates back to a time of dragons, and samurais which would run around chopping peoples heads off for no reason. The penis is given this name beacuase it is as if it has an eye but closed, or even blinded like the old man in the ancient asian tale....a tale about a blind old asian man....named bob..........

"Her gaping vagina was no match for old blind bob"

"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"

by mofuka January 6, 2005

blimmi

{Blimmi's}hot chunks of drugs such as pot or base that have fallen from a joint causing burnings of the trousers or legs

shit man, those blimmi's have ruined my new threads

by ReNeGaDe_Of_FuNk July 6, 2005

blamdon

a word you think up when your completly hung up on someone

person#1:Oh my god, blamdon
person#2:what the heck did you just say
person#1:i dont know i love you

by barkmania January 14, 2006

Blind Rhino

A variation on the Roman Helmet with the exception of the penis being erect.

I was so drunk, I gave your mom a blind rhino...Don't tell your dad.

by mudmask August 2, 2008

Blind Cyber Copy

Most of us send e-mail BCCs all the time, never stopping to think they are hardly Blind CARBON Copies. Yep, they are Blind CYBER Copies.

Candidate Obama sent to Jesse Jackson through the Internet a top-secret BCC of the e-mailed offer letter to his Veep pick. Reverend Jackson promptly told aides he wants to cut-off Senator Biden's low hangers, but could not say so on CNN because the Blind Cyber Copy (BCC) was confidential.

by WordWiseMan October 20, 2008