Pigs in a blanket

Where you have 2 or more cops wrapped in a blanket and shoved their own batons in their anus until it starts to bleed

‘Hey bro i just did pigs in a blanket with the school cops yesterday it got messy’

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty June 18, 2020

Nigs in blankets

A burnt collection of pigs in blanket. A traditional British dish of small sausages wrapped in bacon.

Ffs Jason you burnt the pigs in blankets.

Jason ‘yeh their nigs in blankets now’

by Munkdog September 7, 2025

blanket

a comfy ass thing that goes to heaven and lives a good life

girl:I LOVE BLANKETS
boy: ME TOO!

by banags September 4, 2020

blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off

Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny

by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015

Pig in a blanket

When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.

Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "

by Arandomuserforreall February 16, 2023

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

blanket

take wind from the sails of (another craft) by passing to windward.

The experienced sailor skillfully blanketed the slower yacht, depriving it of wind and securing a clear path to the finish line.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024