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Bitter Berry

Somebody with a bad attitude.

Generally this term is used when the person is being rude towards you and you don't want to piss them off more so by calling them a bitter berry they cant get mad at you because its not an insult... its just funny.

Typical results with turn there frown up-side-down. They may even get the giggles.
You need to ripen up! You're being a bitter berry!
by seattleguesswho September 29, 2009
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Battenburg

A groovy, tasty cake. Sort of rocks. Also an expletive with a very, very narrow band of users.
'Oh holy fucking battenburg, man - my life is down the plughole'

'No, it was battenburg seepage'
by I Ate The World October 1, 2005
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Batten

The Best teacher you could ever have. Always there for you when you need him, and even though he is always ready to make a joke at your expense, he always has your back.
Batten: Adam Smith! (Does Jazz Hands)
by PandaAddict August 21, 2012
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battery acid

The contents of lead-acid, or 'wet' cells (The kind you find in your car, for instance.) In this instance, it would be sulphuric acid.

Not to be confused with the electrolyte paste found inside 'dry' cells (The ones in your torch, for instance). This paste is actually an alkali.
Car batteries have battery acid in them. AA, AAA, C and D cells do NOT.
by Zakarius September 28, 2005
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bitterman

a fucktard that will drive you anywhere you want if you ask them to.
"drive me to the store bitterman"
"Oh bitterman get my luggage!"
"Fuck you bitterman, but thanks for the ride, you now have to wait outside your girlfriend's house while i do her... then you can give me a lift home"
by tobin_tubz March 3, 2008
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You better call Tyrone with that mess!

When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.
Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!
by Spellchiker May 16, 2007
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Better out than intimate

To break wind whilst being intimate with someone. The release of said gas is often associated with the other participant(s) in the sexual act discontinuing their participation.
''Well, looks like I'm on the hunt for a new girlfriend again. Susie and I were really connecting spiritually and emotionally during an extended Alabama lane change, but a better out than intimate squeezed its way out of my anüs as I was going for it and the gas has caused her to suffocate and die. If I'm being brutally honest, the initial chloroform might have been a culprit in the suffocation too.''
by Anonymous submissions August 7, 2018
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