Beans

A word that is funny to say and write at any randon time or after someone asks you a question.

Stupid person-"Whats the answer to #5?"
Me-"Beans"

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Cool Beans

When the the phrase "cool beans" is said, it usually means "cool" but its even cooler to add the beans. Also said when one is telling a story and when is done you don't really care so you just say "cool beans"

kid 1: "YA then we went swimming"

YOU: "Cool beans."

or

kid 1: "you know what sucks?"
YOU: "what?"
kid 1: "my gf dumped me"
YOU: "cool beans."
(a way to lose a friend quickly)

by AGIRLWHOLIVED December 20, 2010

Spill the Beans in my pants suit

Slang Term for Crapping your pants

"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"

by Dana J April 21, 2006

beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Gront Beans

Gront beans are an infliction women can often get in their genitals. Although not life threatening they do produce a strong odour, can stain, and be difficult to fully remove from carpets.

Meg was looking forward to Saturday where she would set some time by to sit in her favourite chair and flick out some Gront Beans.

by Touch The Clown August 15, 2009

bag of beans

Scrotum, smooth criminals, tomatoes, nadbag, jizzbags, raisin bag, happy sack, hairy saddlebags, bag of fruit, John Waynes hairy saddlebags, sack onuts; daddy-bag; marsupium; bag of tricks; jelly-bag.

I enjoyed Pamela playing with my bag of beans and giving me a head.

by AmЕn July 20, 2016

cool beans

cool beans; if one says it, it becomes contagious to others.

He done moss randy moss. Cool Beans!

by Jack Sparrow 3rd April 21, 2008