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lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007
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pussy drug beard

A disgusting guy that has a beard that looks like a pussy or like it smells like pussy. He could probably store and sell drugs out of said beard. A pussy drug beard is usually found playing guitar or bongos. He is a vibe guy and very chill. It is a stereotypical stoner beard.

The beard is very prevalent during play-off time when men are growing play-off beards in support of their teams.
That pussy drug beard from match just winked me and he makes less than $25,000 a year.

A pussy drug beard just moved in my apartment building. He plays guitar all the time and walks to the park without shoes to play hacky sack.

Steve is growing a pussy drug beard because he thinks it will help the Cubs make it to the playoffs.
by Monroe75 August 6, 2011
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growing the beard

When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.

Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.
by Ufotofu9 June 3, 2014
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beamed

over indulgence in Jim Beam products, leading to the state of being in intense discomfort, including a headache, nausea and waves of dizziness the day after
I got beamed last night uhhh.
by danalouisiana February 3, 2013
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beard sex

When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)
Jon: Oh my God, that beard sex feels so good!
Josh: I'll never shave my beard again!
by Calvin Burton April 10, 2008
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beardfull

A man with a large lush beard that is enjoying life and the things in life....but most importantly the comfort his beard brings him!
Beardy is feeling quite Beardfull today.
by Beardy! February 16, 2009
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Bearded Phoenix

When you light a girls pubs on fire, then proceed to eat her out. The goal is to not get burned and make her cum!
guy1"Dude why is your face burned?"
guy2"I tried to give my girl a Bearded Phoenix, and phailed"
by Zeps March 6, 2010
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