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Sexy Love Battle 

The best kind of Battle that exists. This type of battle is filled with 100% love and passion and has no space for negative energy. The two parties involved are unequivocally in love and their sex is beyond words as it is generally fueled by a lot of fake hate. Sexy Love Battles tend to leave marks on the skin, otherwise known as battle scars, but these marks are a reminder and symbol of the amazing passionate sex that was had.
Trixie and Cash are so in love they have all the Sexy Love Battles. It makes everyone jealous.
Sexy Love Battle by A BIG BRAT August 24, 2022
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Lose the battle 

When you have to take a shit really bad but nowhere near a toilet so you have to focus on not shitting yourself
Yo bro you good? Nah man if I don’t get home quick enough ima lose the battle
Lose the battle by Atwerkingfetus September 9, 2022

A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins 

A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins
A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins

Lightsaber battle of doom 

When two males put colored condoms on their penis's and proceed using them as "swords" or "lightsabers" and battling one another to the death, or until ejaculation occurs.
Your mother is a Lightsaber battle of doom

final battle 

Basically the last battle in a video game, real life, or anything, to be fair.
Hey dude, I got to the final battle in Undertale!
final battle by thedudemeakame1222 February 6, 2017

Three way Banjo Battle 

A very serious and ertotic Sexual position involving a Banjo, Jar of Mayo, A poodle, An albino Goat, A tennis Racket, A digereedoo, A quart of Milk, and an opening statement By Billy Crystal
Hey man Im so excited for the Three Way Banjo Battle tonight! Im totaly bringing the Goat!
Three way Banjo Battle by Bummer1 December 29, 2010

Yeezy Dab Battle 

When two dominant males have an intense face off to see the alpha male. The loser has to give up their Timbs.
Ian: Hey Tyler where are your Timbs? Tyler: I lost them in the Yeezy Dab Battle.
Yeezy Dab Battle by ScrumyScrum November 14, 2016