by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025
Get the Bearded Balloon Knotmug. Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.
Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021
Get the Water balloonmug. Brenda: Hey Becky, are you going to the balloon party this weekend?
Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!
Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!
by Circa 9 June 18, 2016
Get the Balloon partymug. Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.
I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.
by The Saudi price June 29, 2021
Get the Saudi Arabian balloon animalmug. Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*
by 4Justice4eva February 6, 2012
Get the Putty Ballooningmug. by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
Get the Bangladesh Balloonmug. A worthless piece of shit manwhore that likes to fling his dick into girls wherever he goes and so is always prepared with his big boy balloons so 1 + 1 doesn't equal 3!!
'Dang Charlie only 2 balloons left in a 10 pack? You really are a balloon boy huh'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'
by Bigbighorse3 February 6, 2025
Get the Balloon boymug.