An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.
by Ballon King September 06, 2023
A very intense, surprising sexual act to be engaged in by one partner equipped with a penis (surprisee) and another partner equipped with at least one non-oral cavity (surpriser). Useful for lazy Sundays, (and/or on sleeping partners who do not see the act coming pause... phrasing that have given prior consent to such acts), this act forgoes foreplay for forceful fornication, foreshadowing formidable forays forevermore. To engage in ballooning, the surpriser discretely acquires a penis (attached to the surprisee) at maximum flaccidity and proceeds to pack the penis, in whatever manner necessary, into the orifice, then allowing the surprisee (and their penis) to awaken from within surpriser's non-oral cavity. The packing process may include, but is not limited to, folding, scrunching, rolling, shoving, tucking, vacuuming, and/or fingering.
For maximum efficiency while initiating ballooning, the following criteria is ideal: a loose non-oral cavity, a small member (preferably growers, not showers), a quantity of slippy juice that walks the line between ease of entry and undesired arousal of the surprisee's penis prior to the act of engorgement. Note: the surpriser may be aroused before, during, and after the events of ballooning- arousal is recommended to further enhance the ballooning experience.
If the penis ever engorges beyond 15% erect before entry into the non-oral cavity, ballooning is no longer the correct term for said act. See surprise sex.
For maximum efficiency while initiating ballooning, the following criteria is ideal: a loose non-oral cavity, a small member (preferably growers, not showers), a quantity of slippy juice that walks the line between ease of entry and undesired arousal of the surprisee's penis prior to the act of engorgement. Note: the surpriser may be aroused before, during, and after the events of ballooning- arousal is recommended to further enhance the ballooning experience.
If the penis ever engorges beyond 15% erect before entry into the non-oral cavity, ballooning is no longer the correct term for said act. See surprise sex.
Tootsie the Clown™ came over and made balloon animals for the kids. He fell asleep in his clown car after the party, so I surprised him with a ballooning in my Arby's pastrami sandwich.
by Arby's Pastrami Sandwich January 26, 2024
An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.
by dickwitcha June 20, 2022
A used condom that's been blown up
by Dr.Black November 03, 2017
To throw a dart on a balloon is to dismantle something into more understandable fragments of the whole, or it is used as an expression to declare that someone or something is undertaking something else
The matrix throws darts on balloons such as identity and reality
The word "Throwing darts on balloons" is defined as follows: To undertake something and explain or challenge the views on this subject
The word "Throwing darts on balloons" is defined as follows: To undertake something and explain or challenge the views on this subject
by adis_lama December 17, 2019
by Kwagwag August 13, 2023
A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021