jizz biscuit

a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.
Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.
by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009
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belgium biscuit

when a person is anally penetrated and then blows the penis directly after it has entered their back passage
i gave that bird a nice belgium biscuit, she loved it :P

hell no, im not sucking that, i don't want a belgium biscuit!
by why-do-i-know-this-shit September 12, 2008
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Honey Biscuit

Honey Biscuit.
The name me and my friend, Which in the simpelest terms; Means Love

If you have a 'Honey Buscuit' It means you have a RARE and UNQIUE bond, a Very.. Bitter Sweet Bond.

This is somewhat beautiful and something someone should always remeber+cherish
Natasha Loves Her Honey Biscuit Lily. I Cannot Deney
by Natooshka Almigheh! June 07, 2009
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shunting biscuit

noun: a term used to describe Viagra: this term is generally used by sex-workers in the Soho area of London.

The term is loosely derived from alternative terms for pills (usually esctasy, referred to sometimes as disco biscuits),
as well as the sex act itself ( shunting )
"Heaven is two Cambodian whores, Arsenal 1-up at half time live on TV, and a couple of top shunting biscuits" (quote from Soho sex-shop manager, having returned from a 'works outing' in Phnom Pen, Cambodia)
by Vin Rhinocelot November 09, 2006
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eat a biscuit

1) a persuasive statement issued to a person of skeletor qualities (ie- Mary-Kate Olsen)

2) a delicious invitation to one of slight stature to actually eat something with a calorie content

Tila Tequila: eat a biscuit and get off my TV
by effin_ann July 11, 2008
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crusty biscuit

The dirty crust on a hooker's FUPA underbelly due to not bathing for several days
Bobby decided it would NOT be a good idea to lick the hooker's crusty biscuit.
by dirtyminorcan2 January 05, 2017
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Alley Biscuit

A slang used in reference to an object capable of doing damage to someone or something. An Alley Biscuit is mostly used either in self defense or for B&E(breaking and entering).
Person 1-"Hey they say that you're going to get that ass whooped today."

Person 2-"I ain't worried about a damn thing. I'll just grab an Alley Biscuit and take care of em."

Person 1-"Yeah, you might wanna do that."
by Tuk Toi January 29, 2010
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