Socially awkward

Lewis bettison

Lewis bettison is socially awkward

by Jeremy junior June 20, 2021

Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*

Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*

by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020

Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.

I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.

by Lawgin February 13, 2021

awkward glance

the awkward glance between you and somebody for very few seconds with no facial expressions.
happens usually in classrooms .

i had an awkward glance at him in the classroom

by neon fist May 21, 2016

awkward bitch reject

When UrbanDic rejects your words
Kelly Wiglesworth

awkward bitch reject
Like they're thinking you have a hard booger in your nose.

by Young Jazzy Yo November 30, 2023

awkward

1. when the entire class goes silent and you accidentally start yelling at your friends and everyone looks at you

2. when you curse and turn around and see your mom raising an eyebrow and know...its the end

"Holy shit my car just blew up...oh...hi mom." - this is going to be an awkward conversation at home:)

by Senor Mrs Senorita Bob January 24, 2024

Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler

Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.

by HohefStalin December 26, 2011