parental provinces

Massachusetts ("MA") and Pennsylvania ("PA").

Now dat we have da parental provinces identified, all we gotta do now is find a state dat has an abbreviation like a short word for a child, like "SON" or "BOY" or "GIRL" or "BABY".

by QuacksO July 5, 2023

Parents

Literally the strictest people ever

bro my parents wont let me hang out with my friends ;(

by 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 November 16, 2020

Parents

1. Oppressing individuals who enforce perfection via the whip and control your life this way too.

2. School-enforcing monsters who come in pairs and together relieve the resisting of any joy.

My parents destroyed my life!

by SuperBoom July 27, 2020

Parent Exhaustion

When kids run you to the ground. To be tired after a day of parenting.

I’m tired due to Parent exhaustion. These kids be running me ragged

by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021

Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Ignorant parent

A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.

My ignorant parent made my derby car instead of me to increase the chances that I may win a prize.

by HunkyBeat March 25, 2022

Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.

"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."

by flashwildecard September 9, 2014