A Gremlin Friend is that one friend we all have who hates the sunlight, has terrible mental health, and has no idea what a sleep schedule is. But they’re also lowkey cute and you want to hug them.
by calcifer the fire demon November 08, 2020
by Kevin December 04, 2004
Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.
When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.
by jacknjill December 19, 2003
The one person in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they’ve been through with you, they love you anyway
by the MD February 19, 2010
by Rachaelschulman March 18, 2018
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?
by that black chick u all love July 14, 2005
When a man can't make up his mind and misses his window of opportunity with a woman, the woman mentally places him in her "friend bucket". Once relegated to this category, he may never be able to get back to being considered "boyfriend bucket" material.
Sam and Alma met on the train, and seemed to have chemistry together, but after 3 weeks of waiting for Sam to make his move, Alma decided to move on. Sam got dumped into the 'friend bucket' and he has no chance of regaining "boyfriend bucket" status.
by christielee March 10, 2010