Ketchup thrown on your cheeseburger irately. This is done by angry fast food employees who are pissed that you ordered a double cheeseburger with ketchup only, so they have to make a fresh burger just for you.
by museick June 04, 2007
by mrcrex November 24, 2010
The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)
I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.
or
My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.
or
My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.
by Louija January 21, 2009
This is when a woman is giving oral to a guy and then just as he cums he pulls her head up to his schlong and spunks up her nose. She then snorts and so it sprays out on the guy. Like a dragon snorting fire when angry.
by Blooddiamond21 August 22, 2007
Its when your doing your chick from behind, you punch her in the back of the head, and then you cum in her hair.You then order her to make you a sandwich and kick her out of your house.
I was doing your sister doggy style and she started talking shit, so I gave her the Angry Peenoand sent her on her way.
by CB December 20, 2004
To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.
Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...
by The Secret Angry Pineappler December 02, 2010
"God I hate being short"
"Don't be an angry smol now"
"I'm not an angry smol"
"You know every time you say that you get a little angrier and a little smaller"
"Don't be an angry smol now"
"I'm not an angry smol"
"You know every time you say that you get a little angrier and a little smaller"
by Whythisword March 07, 2021