twat shammy

Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.

Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.

by makomark13 February 21, 2009

Twat

A pregnant goldfish.

Nice twat you got there.

by ohnoes. :o August 15, 2008

twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

by Kizzle82 May 28, 2007

Speccie Twat

A person who wears glasses and you wanna call them a twat with more insultation.

God Monica your such a speccie twat.

by Molliee. March 4, 2009

Twat Dingler

A twat(vagina) has had so many cocks in it that it is so stretched out it dingles around.

WOW! That hoe had a Twat Dingler!

by Benjamin Pepino Lime October 12, 2008

bubblegum twat

when the pussy lips of a female sag down low like pieces of ham flapping and looks like chewed pieces of gum.

EX.1
man 1: did you see that girls twat?

man 2: yea it was so fucking loose it looked like pieces of ham flappin' in the wind
EX.2
most porn stars pussy's. you know, the kind you can fit a MAC truck thru

by Char December 12, 2004

Twat Tots

The female equivalent of a 'Man Child.'

Anna and Heather are both being catty bitches.
"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.

by vulgarqt December 9, 2017