biblical age

the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.
"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"
by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025
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bedtime-vs.-age debacle

Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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age check

A different way that you ask for the age of an individual.
“Damn girl u cute asf age check?”
“Thank you sm I’m 17!”
Oh word” *vanishes in thin air*
by BoodyODabloons June 12, 2023
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age restriction

A restriction that prevents people under a certain age from doing something.
An age restriction was set in the household that family members have to be 12 or over to watch a horror film.
by iamnotmyself April 17, 2022
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Coming of age

The age you have being in Childhood
I have came the Coming of age
by 459395 March 07, 2022
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Aged Catfishing

A person who is in their teens or 20s lies about their age hoping to look young in their 30s or 40s, 50s etc..
PERSON 1: SINGLE, 32, LIVES ON PLANET EARTH!
PERSON 2: Are you really 32...?
PERSON 1: Uhhh no I'm 16
PERSON 2: you're just Aged Catfishing
by Mysterio28 October 29, 2021
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Ag Bois

Like Soy Bois but with bigger tits. Love to talk about the land and hold an air of arrogance. When not wearing rich school boy attire they are measuring each others dicks and hectares.
Those one hand drivers in their boots and popped collars talking about shares, $$ and all things aristocratic must be Ag Bois.
by Nicholas Atkinson February 07, 2019
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