Jesse el huevon

This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.

Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.

Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.

by Simpinggod March 11, 2020

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One hell of a badass dude! If you come across a Jesse Pomeroy you should not make eye contact, as he is intimidating to men and unavoidably handsome to women. He has hypnotizing eyes and an amazing sense of humor! Beware!

Jesse Pomeroy is an amazing man!

by TheRealness2015 June 18, 2015

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Jesse

Jesse is a introverted person. He is very shy. He's got a great smile and such a great personality. He's very athletic. He loves taking care of others especially his family. He's such a gentleman, he'll open doors for you, carry things for you, etc.

Person 1: I need help!
Jesse: I'll help you

by CoolJTL November 27, 2023

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Jess

Noun: A guy with a nice ass, and a smart mouth. The dumbest smart person you will ever meet. Hates being called Jessy. Will borrow your girl. Gives absolutely zero fucks, has an annoying tendency to always be right.

I can’t even be mad at Jess, he’s always right!

by Geethanxs1234 June 7, 2021

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Jesse is an amazing person, but if your dating him and he doesnt really seem to care about you as in not talking to you, calling you, or texting you, means he has no intrest in you. If he talks to your bestfriend more than that basically just means he has more intrest in your bestfriend like hes always had since October.

Jesse is amazing!

by Amor<3 January 20, 2022

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