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jesse's friend: weres my truck?
by some kid took my name February 4, 2020
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Jesse

“Woah fuck is that Jesse over there? Fuck that guy

“Jesse got the Nicest cock in the land
by Gnarpuss November 23, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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Jesse

Jesse is a wonderful guy, likely on of the best you'll meet. He's so awesome and funny, not very athletic, but he's smart, kind, and talented. He will treat you right as long as you do same for him. If you meet a Jesse, cherish him because he could be one of the best people you meet.
Guy 1: Jesse just stole my girl!!
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak
by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022
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Jesse

Jesse l is the nicest guy you’ll meet he’s sweet you probably have a crush on him and u won’t even know it if u ever meet him go tell him u love him he may like other girls but do it you never know. Jesse is really smart and u always look up on him he also is rlly good at playing instruments he’s super cute and friendly and easy to talk to. Jesse l is says the cutest things so cute u want to scream and do a little dance. But Jesse l might like someone else and every time he mentions them u fee like ur hearts breaking but u act like your proud for him and the next act like u feel happy. If u never texted him do it bc he might end up being one of the most funnest people to talk to and if he likes someone tell him u like him and don’t just be in the shadow and regretting it he may even like ur best friend and u feel good for her but in the same time even how hard u fight it u might feel sarrow.
Who’s the nicest guy you know JESSE L!
by Onceopon akinght May 31, 2018
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Jess

One of the best people you’ll ever meet. Sweet, loving, and beautiful. Around Jess there’s never a moment where you don’t feel safe, comforted, and loved. Being around Jess will brighten your day, making everything worth it. Jess makes the sun shine brighter and the grass look greener. Being around Jess makes your heart warm and realize that when you don’t have anyone else, you have Jess.
Man, Jess is my best friend. I love her so much
by starrrr.kid December 3, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse's are usually poor and ask people for money. Sometimes they ask their friends for money to take their girlfriends on dates. The good side about jesse's is they are one of the strongest people on earth and smartest. One of my experiences with a Jesse was interesting because his personality pulled girls until they saw him.
OMG Jesse you so ugly and poor but you string and I love it!
by DF DF D October 18, 2020
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