To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.
1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.
by deltacharlie357 July 11, 2016
Get the jason bourne'dmug. Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.
by The M.T. May 21, 2008
Get the jason fergusonmug. Usually a horrible person.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.
by Bombajacketjune February 6, 2018
Get the egyptian jasonmug. yandere Jason is a boy that has a yandere soul in his. he will not be yandere unless there love is close in a 16 feet radius he will do every thing even if it means cutting someone in half with a frizzing gardening saw.
Yandere Jason will do anything for his love. Yes that includes throwing you off of a frizzing school building.
by sylveonmaster January 15, 2019
Get the yandere Jasonmug. Jason Fernandez is a SIMP and treats women like shit, he also tries to get girls on fortnite but then gets rejected because he’s a big fat SIMP and he is a little Indian that is super annoying
by Jutsagatsatsu July 14, 2020
Get the Jason Fernandezmug. Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.
As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.
by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013
Get the Jason Kiddingmug. shahnee: ohhhh whos that
belinda: i dont know but they are hot
jason: that my bro
shahnee: omg its jasons bro
belinda: i dont know but they are hot
jason: that my bro
shahnee: omg its jasons bro
by jasonsbrotherishot September 6, 2011
Get the jasons bromug.