what's the book

What's up? what're you doing today? What have you got going on?

Yo, what's the book?

by CurvyA July 5, 2016

Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.

1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.

by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010

the book treatment

a prescribed treatment of slamming a book on your dick or shoving a book up your vagina depending on what you have

i like to give myself the book treatment
reallll sexy boi
zach is also gay

by gaythiccboiii March 6, 2019

book fog

where a person interrupts a bookworm from reading the current book in said book worm's hands. Can cause the bookworm to get mad, give glazed look, or even become a troller after hearing what the person wants

He decided to go to try and talk to Susan. She had was in a book fog.

by mownkehhhhh December 8, 2011

lets book

lets book is way way to say oh lets have fun not oh lets go read a book.

an example for lets book is "ok we are done cleaning lets book!"

by emidaweeb January 4, 2022

i-booking

The act of logging into facebook, on either an iPhone or iPod.

When adding the application to your iPhone, commenting on someones status, picture or wall - Facebook will auomatically tell the rest of the Facebook users that you are using an iPod device.

"Steven Gerrard added the facebook for iphone application."

- 'Dude, what time we going to the cinema?'

'I'll i-book you, man.'

- 'Wow. So her daddy bought her an iPhone. Not only does she have to SHOW me all the fucking time, but the bitch results to i-booking me ten times a friggin day!

'I hear ya, man. Talk about rubbing salt into the wound.'

by Miss C. October 9, 2009

book of Thomas

an utterly ridiculous statement

Why would you even mention such a book of Thomas?

by AndreWoh January 14, 2008