Zombie Mom

In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.

Barely sane most days.

Loving the insanity.

Trying to raise good humans.

Foregoing our happiness for yours.

Giving up our passions and careers.

Doing our best.

Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.

My wife is zombie mom and I’m so
Proud to call her mine!

by AlyDean April 7, 2022

Zombie Fact

A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.

“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”

“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”

by TheShickle November 6, 2021

Zombie Penis

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.

Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!

by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019

Zombie Butt

When your farts smell like you have been eating nothing but dead things.

For God's sake, Grandpa has straight Zombie Butt after eating nothing but Cheetos and cabbage!

by Skiddy Marx April 26, 2019

Zombie Head

Head so aggressive it’s like your getting fellatio from a zombie.

Shayne gives such good zombie head!

by Cola54 April 12, 2021

Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.

I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016

zombie palm

Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.

Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.

by nezzreth July 24, 2016