Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011

Zombie Journalism

Filler content/stories that relentlessly devour any new tidbit of information about a film or TV show regardless of whether any information was actually present, leading to a horde of similar stories about equally inane "details." Usually, these stories originate from Reddit fan-theories and end up being treated as news.

"Did you see that 500 word story about that 13 second Game of Thrones clip for the final season?"

"Yeah. They just mindlessly devoured that Reddit thread like a horde of zombies"

"Zombie journalism sucks!"

by mAnomie March 3, 2019

Battlefield Zombies

A game that should be made, but EA is too scared to make such a masterpiece.

Me: "EA, please give us Battlefield Zombies."

EA: "Nah, just wait another 80 years."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

Zombie chompers

When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.

Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro

by Huge hammer69 September 30, 2016

Zombie blindfold

When in the 69 sexual position and the man is on top his ballsack makes a impromptu blind fold

Johns girlfriend refused to get on too resulting in her consistently receiving a zombie blindfold.

by Scavfox April 12, 2022

zombie o'clock

That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.

Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"

by I can't stand it June 18, 2011

Crombie Zombie

An emasculated, stingy, ill looking creature that can be found hiding from the sun in Leith or in the bogs when its his round.

that crombie zombie needs some factor 50!

by jimbojumbojambo March 13, 2009