phone zombie

A person who simultaneously walks and looks down at their smartphone.

A phone zombie bumped into me on the street because he wasn't looking ahead.

phone zombie by Robot28L May 9, 2018

Obama Zombie 

(n) - A person who is so obsessive over President Barrack Obama's campaign, which has barely begun, that they are already devoting a large portion of their budget to fairly useless mementos.

Guy One: I heard Casey bought a ton of Obama coins, plates, pins, bumper stickers, t-shirts, and hats the other day.

Guy Two: Yea, he spent like three thousand dollars, what an Obama Zombie...

Obama Zombie by Master Exploder 69 January 21, 2009

Zombie Dream Headache 

The stuffy, foggy head pain resulting from a night of zombie dreams.

Fighting friends who turned into zombies, in your zombie movie like dreams, usually result in a zombie dream headache in the morning.

Zombie Dream Headache by hju July 27, 2009

Zombie Mode 

After great entercourse when a male climaxes ultimately resulting in him becoming in a zombie like state, and temporarily not being able to comprehend simple task after entercourse.

Yesterday after you hooked up with her, you were so out of it. She definately had you in zombie mode.

Zombie Mode by Ezra IV August 4, 2010

Zombie Sex

1.Dirty, kinky, masochistic sex with someone you love.

OR

2.Masochistic sex between a human and zombie, which usually ends with one of them dead.

1. Jon and Leya had Zombie Sex by having sex and biting one another until they bled.
2. The zombie and Kat had Zombie Sex and afterwards Kat shot him in the head before he could eat her brains.

Zombie Sex by WrenaByrd July 29, 2012

zombie apocalypse 

The day when all stupid and fat people will finally be exterminated.

"I can't wait for a zombie apocalypse because that fat girl at McDonalds pissed me off."

"The first to go are the fatties." -ZombieLand

zombie apocalypse by Pooploophu June 7, 2014

Zombie Company 

A company or business run by zombies.

That Zombie Company on Main Street has a great selection of items! But the manager kept following me around like he thought I was going to steal something. Or maybe he just wanted to eat me...

Zombie Company by Entropy Cow November 20, 2009