Window Warrior

A paranoid tweaker who is constantly peeking out of windows for no apparent reason, searching for something that may or may not ever be there.

Stop being a fucking window warrior and get some sleep.

by Rudy and EM October 17, 2006

Windows

the worst operating system in the world. almost everyone either hates it or doesn't care as long as their computer works. most people use it only because they don't want to take the time to learn Linux or some other form of Unix or BSD. it's horribly programmed, way overpriced, and it freezes all the time. anyone who doesn't have it on their computer is smart

1. Windows crashes every time i move the mouse.
2. Windows users are jealous of Linux users because Windows PCs can't go more than 4 hours without crashing, and Linux can run for days, months, possibly much longer.

by NetRAVEN5000 November 11, 2003

put the panties on the window

Roll up the window.

It's cold! Put the panties on the window!

by ILUV2B4N March 29, 2010

Windows Update

The usual cause of DCS.

The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

belly button windows

Windows of opportunity for enhanced vision providing unique novelty picture frames that help the inverted person see where they are going.

People with their heads up their asses need belly button windows to see where they are going.

by JimTheGeek December 20, 2007

Windows

An operating system designed to make envious Mac users to boot up their useless systems and post pointless Anti-Windows sentiment on Urban Dictionary, only to find out they can't run anything except Garage Band.

I'm bored with Garage Band lets go on Urban Dictionary and Bash Windows.

by Inyerdreams February 18, 2008

Windows

Windows is a gay, perverted, assholeistic, minging, wanking, twating poor excuse for an OS.
Created by the worlds biggest asshole Bill Gates who thinks he can premote his company by donating money to charity.
Windows is the most unstable OS you will ever come across with its frequent crashes, spyware, viruses not to mention the tonnes of other shit that can infect it.
One question "Why with all the different versions of Windows and tell people to buy it because its got better security and better stability, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT SECURE AND STABLE IN THE 1ST PLACE U ASSHOLES?!"
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Remember Kiddies, always use Linux ! :D

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: I just bought the new version of Windows !
Guy 1: Any Good ?
Guy 1: .....
Guy 1: ........
*Guy 2 Appears to be offline*
*Guy 2 Has Signed in*
Guy 1: Where did you go ?
Guy 2: My new version of Windows Crashed :(
Guy 1: Dude, you should seriously use Linux ¬_¬

by shoon81 July 22, 2006