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Winter

One of four seasons, starting on December 21st, and ending on March 21st.

It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.

However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.

Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside. Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season. A cold, enjoyable season in which holidays present themselves to you and your families whilst bringing joy. Presents are carefully unwrapped, people sing and dance, and almost everybody has a good time while a fat, jolly old man stalks you to see if you behave, then breaks into your house and eats all of your food. The time of year when indoor Drumline and Colorguard start. No marching band or anything. Just Winterguard and Winter Percussion. A lot less hectic than Fall, but a lot more friendlier because everyone already has something in common, being either in Drumline or Colorguard, which are a lot less smaller than marching band.
Instead of marching outdoors on the street or field, it's all indoors. While not as hectic, it's still a lot of work, and totally worth it. shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer.
I don’t like winter
by Sweetlyfe101 June 18, 2022
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Winter of darkness

What will happen if gas prices are not brought under control soon.
Do not confuse dark winter and winter of darkness.
by Sexydimma July 9, 2022
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Winter Tingle

Stupid person(s), Confusing, Make no sense. Someone disliked, Someone stupid
by PapiWinters July 30, 2022
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winterella

Winter Cinderalle
I want to look like winterella!
by WinterGolden August 9, 2022
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winter jarwood

wtf your being such a winter jarwood
by jeikbum August 17, 2022
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Winter Sun

BIGGEST FUCKIN RETARD I KNOW, HE LITERLLY IS THE DEFINITION OF NO BITCHES, NONE AT ALL. MY FATHER IS MORE EXISTIENT THEN HIS DOOKIE AS HAIR. I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF EVERDAY I MEET HIM. I WILL SOON KILL EVERYONE I KNOW IF HE DOSNT SHUT THE ABSOLUTE UP. GOD ISNT REAL AND HE HAS ABONDONED ME
by wENJ August 22, 2022
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Winter Tingler

Someone who takes a piss in winter. Someone who is an idiot and who is frowned upon.
Shush smith you Winter Tingler.
by PapiWinters August 25, 2022
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