Window Hopping

Getting into a place by going through the window.

When Gen got home her house was locked and she had forgotten her keys in the house, so she had to go window hopping to get inside.

by Trent Pettyjohn May 10, 2007

Windows© licker

Someone too mentally challenged to use computers (specifically, the Windows platform) effectively or even in a competent manner.

"That Windows© licker couldn't even turn on his powerstrip without tech support."

by walrus1985 January 17, 2009

window brothal

Where a guy usually a teen guy pays a teen woman for sex and hast to that night climb into her window to get it so her parents won't find out about it.

Kathy is running a window brothal.

by Deep blue 2012 November 25, 2009

windows mad

Enraged to the point of incoherence, comparable to dealing with a specific operating system.

Dude, that last upgrade had me so angry I couldn't sleep. It took forever, erased everything, smoked, and generally did the opposite of what it was advertised to do. It made me beyond angry - I was windows mad...

by Angry Bill March 30, 2010

Windows 93

Windows93.net is a website that emulates the original prototype of Windows that was given to 1 person, who leaked it to windows93.net and is viewable for free.

It seems that the concept for Windows was stolen from a french artist called "Jankenpopp"

Windows93 is very cool and i find it weird that most of the applications on Windows 93 were removed from Windows 95.

Windows 93 also has a chat application called Trollbox, where you will get trolled by really dumb trolls.
It also seems to have it's own version of 4chan, Bonzichan.

The owner of Windows93.net is unknown, but Jankenpopp has finally gotten the recognition that he deserves for making the original windows concept and not getting credited for it. Congrats to jankenpopp.

1: Did you know windows was originally made by a french artist?
2: Woah! That's very cool, can i see what they made back then?
3: Sure! Just go to windows93.net on your favorite version of Netscape Navigator, 9.0 recommended.

Windows 93 is a very interesting thing that you should try out today. Use Netscape Navigator 9.0 for maximum errors.

by Upwader December 16, 2020

Paint the Windows Shut

Paiting the glass and seams of a window in a crack house so that "The neighbors can't look in and the (crack, weed) smoke can't get out."

CRACKHEAD 1:
"I found an old paint can outside."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Oh, hell yeah!"

CRACKHEAD 1:
"Paint the windows shut. Paint the windows shut."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Paint the window shut. Paint the window shut."

by Rick-from-chicago October 12, 2007

for crying out the upstairs window

Exclamation used by the elderly to express urgency, annoyance, anger, etc...

see for pete's sake
modern translation: for fuck's sake

For crying out the upstairs window, I haven't paid $40 for a handjob since the great depression!

by kdhoffma September 1, 2008