by ugly gurl😜 December 7, 2020
Get the Willy highschoolmug. mawiaisamazing
Gregory Willis laughs at mawiaisamazing for being such a anonymous pussy who has an opinion but puts mawiaisamazing as their name because being a sissy bitch with no spine is the mode of operandi for miserable cunts.
by BNMFASM June 10, 2019
Get the Gregory Willismug. A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.
I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.
by Charles Thickens November 20, 2022
Get the Willy tootmug. by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021
Get the Willie Nelsonmug. Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.
Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.
Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?
Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?
Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.
Rule 6. Listen before you speak.
Rule 7. We outside.
-Darth Willis.
Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.
Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?
Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?
Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.
Rule 6. Listen before you speak.
Rule 7. We outside.
-Darth Willis.
by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021
Get the The Book of Willismug. Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.
by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015
Get the Bruce Willismug. A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
Get the chilli willymug.